Saturday

This ice cream vendor sold more flavors than I’ve ever seen in my life. This is but a small sample since I couldn’t fit the whole list into one picture. Oh, eww. Upon zooming in, I noticed that the vendor is blowing her nose. Gross. Also, a nice thing was that the flavors were divided according to genre. First the sorbets.

1. Apricot.
2. Pineapple
3. Banana
4. Cassis
5. Lime
6. Fig
7. Strawberry
8. Strawberry with Mint
9. Raspberry
10. Passionfruit
11. Cottage Cheese (??)
    
12. Guava
    
13. Black Cherry
    
14. Current
15. Kiwi
16. Litchi
17. Mandarin
18. Mango
19. Melon
20. Mint with Chocolate
21. Blackberry
22. Blueberry
23. Coconut
24. Orange
25. Watermelon
26. Grapefruit
27. Peach
28. Piña Colada
29. Pear
30. Green Apple
31. Rhubarb

Now, onto less fruity flavors:

1. Coffee

2. Cinnamon

3. Cappuccino

4. Caramel

5. White Chocolate

6. Mandiant Chocolate

7. Dark Chocolate

8. Chocolate with Orange

9. Ginger

10. Lavender

11. Rum Raisin

12. Chestnut

13. Lily of the Valley

14. Honey Nougat

15. Gingerbread

16. Rose Petal

17. Pistachio

18. Praline

19. Plum

20. Licorice

21. Maple Syrup

22. Straciatella

23. Tiramisu

24. Salted Caramel Butter

25. Vanilla

26. Violet

27. Crème Brulée

28. Calisson d’Aix

29. Milk Jam

30. Hazelnut

31. Jasmine

32. Honey

Wow! What a variety! There are some weird ones, like, well, every flavor that is a flower. I don’t think I would ever be able to make a decision here. I’d just hem and haw for hours and then they would close.

I made sure to stop at the McDonalds to soak in some internet love. Is there a copyright on ‘espresso’ to make McD’s refer to it as an ‘expresso’?