It's Great!

This box of baby wipes made me chuckle. It's one big contraction, really - "Fess Nett" is short for "fesses nettoyantes", a.k.a. "cleaned buttcheeks". A very straightforward brand name.

Did Tony the Tiger renounce his identity? Now they have him saying "a toi de jouer avec Asterix voir dos", meaning "now you can play with Asterix, see back of box", which isn't quite as catchy.




Anyway, at dinner today Madame (she wants me to call her Katrina, uh no) was talking about her sister whose children are all grown up and who treats her Shih Tzu better than her kids and pampers it to death. I asked "what's his name?" and she said, "you mean, what was his name". Apparently, her sister had accidentally ran it over with her car last night and it died. How traumatic!