True Love

The only thing better than employment ads in the Digital Collegian is the personals. Example: this gem.

YOU WERE DINING Friday April 6 at the Nittany Lion Inn with your mom, dad and brother between approx. 7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. You were wearing a pink sweater. I was dining with 4 others at a table next to yours. We exchanged multiple glances but I didn't have the chance to say hi. P.O. Box 103, State College PA 16804. Mention your hair length and color.

Wow. Not only did this sad boy spend the money for a personals ad, he also sprung for a PO box. Aww.